| | Your momma jokes |  |
|
|
| Author | Message |
|---|
GracefulGrowlithe
Freshman
Posts : 26
CK Aura : 65
Respect : -1
Join date : 2009-06-04
Age : 53
Location : in bed
| Subject: Your momma jokes  Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:10 pm | |
| your momma hair is so greasy when she was in Wendys people thought her hair was a baconantor
your momma so fat when she jumped up she got stuck
your momma so stuipid when she bought a puzzle she returned it later saying it was broken
your momma glasses are so thick she can see into the future ]
your momma so ugly she went into a scary mansion and came out with a job application
your momma so old when she got told to act her age she died
your momma so old her memories are in black in white
Last edited by GracefulGrowlithe on Sun Jun 07, 2009 10:54 pm; edited 1 time in total | |
|
| | |
Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Your momma jokes Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:16 pm | |
| Your momma is so scary she gives frddy krougar nightmares!!!!!!!!! |
|
| | |
GracefulGrowlithe
Freshman
Posts : 26
CK Aura : 65
Respect : -1
Join date : 2009-06-04
Age : 53
Location : in bed
| | Subject: Re: Your momma jokes Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:16 pm | |
| - Mariogamer8 wrote:
- Your momma is so scary she gives frddy krougar nightmares!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NOEZ YOU DIDNT  | |
|
| | |
SuperNova
Novice
Posts : 82
CK Aura : 90
Respect : 1
Join date : 2009-06-04
| | Subject: Re: Your momma jokes Mon Jun 08, 2009 4:03 pm | |
| Yo mamma's so fat, Jabba the Hut said "Damn" | |
|
| | |
GracefulGrowlithe
Freshman
Posts : 26
CK Aura : 65
Respect : -1
Join date : 2009-06-04
Age : 53
Location : in bed
| | Subject: Re: Your momma jokes Tue Jun 09, 2009 5:53 pm | |
| | |
|
| | |
Rpgfan1994
Uber Admin
Posts : 149
CK Aura : 2147483643
Respect : 0
Join date : 2009-06-04
| | Subject: Re: Your momma jokes Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:19 am | |
| Your momma so ugly, that she went to a ugly contest and they said "Sorry, no professionals." | |
|
| | |
SuperNova
Novice
Posts : 82
CK Aura : 90
Respect : 1
Join date : 2009-06-04
| | Subject: Re: Your momma jokes Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:21 am | |
| Yo mamma's so stupid, she thought Cheerios were donut seeds. | |
|
| | |
Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Your momma jokes Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:42 am | |
| Yo momma so scary she went in to a scary mansion and came out with a job application!! |
|
| | |
ThatAznKid
Uber Admin
Posts : 73
CK Aura : 2147483647
Respect : 8
Join date : 2009-06-21
Location : Canada..right next to psy's house...seriously...
| | Subject: Re: Your momma jokes Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:20 am | |
| Yo mama so skinny when she swolled a meatball she thought she was pregnant.
yo mama so fat when she went to Jenny Craig, she said "sorry we don't do miracles"
yo mama so old she has a autographed bible.
yo mama so stupid she stared 20 min at an orange juice box cuz it said "concentrate"
yo mama so fat ripleys didn't believe it
yo mama so old she knew mr.clean when he had hair.
yo mama so old she knew the dead sea when it was still alive
yo mama so ugly that when I saw her my shit grew legs and ran off
yo mama so retarded that when I be wearing jeans she came up to me and asked "hey what jeans r those?" and i said "Guess" and she said "levis"(guess as in the brand) | |
|
| | |
Bigalex978
Moderator
Posts : 22
CK Aura : 30
Respect : 0
Join date : 2009-06-06
Age : 28
Location : San Ysidro California
| | Subject: Re: Your momma jokes Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:08 pm | |
| Your mama is so fat that when she went to the batroom the toilet start singing a,b,c,d,e,f,g get this fatass of on me | |
|
| | |
Sponsored content
| | Subject: Re: Your momma jokes | |
| |
|
| | |
| | Your momma jokes | |
|
